At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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