So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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