My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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