Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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