The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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