so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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