i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You ruined the universe
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
