Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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