Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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