WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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