The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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