Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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