She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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