We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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