Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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