Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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