I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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