so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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