so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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