i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
tell me about the eggs
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