You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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