So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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