He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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