Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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