why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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