idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
