look no pants
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I am naked and annoyed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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