FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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