I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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