How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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