I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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