I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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