We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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