Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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