Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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