Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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