I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
