I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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