One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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