Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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