So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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