THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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