GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize