My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
vagina is talking i cant
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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