But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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