i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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