I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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