quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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