Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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