Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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