Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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