Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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