Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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