her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
His nipple licking is glorious
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