Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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